We're being attacked by pollution on all fronts

Apparently our office printers release toxic particulate matter equivalent to the amount of pollution produced by a cigarette smoker. And, we are being inundated with electromagnetic radiation from our "cordless phones, cell phones, wireless computer networks, baby alarms, and microwaves." According to a company that markets an Electrosmog Detector, "a vulnerable minority of sensitive individuals" may be in for a range of symptoms including "sleep disruption, nosebleeds, headaches, migraines, lethargy, increased blood pressure, skin problems, the triggering of epileptic attacks and electrical hypersensitivity."

Of course, there's no escaping pollution. Even if we decided to retreat to some kind of remote rural area and raise our own yaks, we'd probably still be subject to methane. (Do yaks produce as much methane as cows?)