Apparently pigeons in Hollywood will soon be put on the Pill. People are complaining about the large pigeon populations and especially the large amount of poop pigeons generated. But, um, isn't this an environmental disaster waiting to happen? The drug in question, OvoControl P, will be placed in bird feeders around the city. But what if other species eat the food? What about the chemicals they are introducing into the ecosystem? Does OvoControl P contain hormones that have already been shown to affect male (human) sperm counts? Gees. Maybe pigeon condoms would be a better idea.
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It's about time. Everyone knows that pigeons are total sluts.
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